It's not always about you, Ms. Lohan. Get a life...get out there and make a real living, girl! Quit looking in the mirror and adoring yourself. You are far from special. I think the commercial is really cute. In fact, all of the baby E-Trade ads are adorable. Believe me, I never once thought about Lindsay Lohan when I saw the milk-a-what one. I did LOL! I suppose Ms. Lohan thinks that stands for "lots of Lohan"!
Isn't this incredible! I never connected the "Lindsay Baby" with Lindsay Lohan, and even after hearing this complaint, I still don't.
Agreed. And she certainly is full of herself to think that she has the same single name protections as Oprah and Madonna. It quite obvious that her drug and alcohol abuse has lead to the destruction of the part of the brain that keeps her from being delusional.
Seriously it just looks like shes trying to get money where she can because her "career" has disappeared. This is funny though, it reminds me of a lady for trying to sue captain crunch for false advertisement of Crunch Berries, saying she thought crunch berries were real. Obviously she lost like i have a feeling Lindsay will too.
I guess since she "owns" the name now my niece will have to change her name! Or maybe my niece should sue ETrade because they actually meant her!!!! OMG!!
I cannot believe Lindsay Lohan thinks sooooo much of herself that she is thinks one name just leads us all to think of her!!!
Wow, talk about narcissism! Ms. Lohan, there's no way that baby was modelled after you. She's sober, coherent, knows her lines, doesn't miss her cue and outweighs you by at least 20 lbs.
My guess her lawyer decided to file the complaint. The girls career is washed up, and the lawyer smells a rotting corpse and is going for the cash before the enevitable. She made herself "Lindsay" by crude behavior. That's how the name is recognized.
How ridiculous this is. I love the e-trade commercials, always make me laugh and I can say I never thought this one portrayed Lindsay Lohan. Get a life girl. You are grasping at straws for profit here.
I can't believe any attorney would take a case like this in the first place, let alone a court taking this case. Is this womans ego so overblown that she thinks this baby looks like her or acts like her. I hope the case goes swiftly through the court system.....what a waste of time.
When I saw this ad, and the corner view of baby saying, "milkawhat?" I thought it was just the greatest, funny, without a doubt, pure girlie thought. I just hope that the ad isn't pulled. And talk about someone who thinks the ad is actually a real person? I never would have thought it was a "movie star", as a child. I just love the ad, and it makes me laugh. I hope the ad never gets pulled. And judging from the comments, I don't think it will be pulled. mj
I guess this is the only way that Lindsey Lohan's people can keep her in the spotlight - maybe they figure negative publicity is better than none at all!!
Obviously, someone in her 'camp' needs to get a brain, a life, and some sense. (I'm not holding my breath for ANY of those to occur!!)
Lindsay dear...you had your "five minutes" and then some already. You had your chance at fame and fortune and you screwed up by being the person that...well, the person you are. The advertisement is not a likeness of you and it's obvious you're just begging people for money at this point. In short, we'd all like you to just go away now.
Maybe, just maybe, Lohan should get off the drugs and make an income.. if she can anymore rather than abusing the system for her personal income. It's not all about you "Lindsey Lohan" there are other people that share your first name.
Hah! maybe someone that had your name 20 years before you should sue you for whatever you're worth and claim you have stolen their identity.. you're a joke.
Talk about a load of horsesh*t!!! I guess she is running out of money, and this is the quickest way. Her lawyer should have to pay Etrade for such a frivilous horsesh*t lawsuit.
I like those baby commercials, but haven't seen the one mentioned in the article.
My least favorite: The baby throwing up. That is just disgusting. They edited it some time later, but the original commercial appears every now and then.
My favorite: The one with the singing baby. Just the voice going high pitched makes me laugh.
Typical greenmail lawyer scam. File suit for big $$ ($50 million or so). Settle out of court for a few mill. Make the e-Trade management believe it's cheaper to settle than to fight. I, for one, hope they fight. Settling out of court just makes it harder for the next target of one of these lawsuits to fight it.
All said what I was thinking. However, now I think ETRADE should sue Ms. Lohan for making the commercial less valuable. Now that I think she thinks it is a mock on her, I find the commercial worth-less now.
Who said we do not need tort reform,a loser pays system would stop all this BS. Too bad she feels it was modeled after her if the shoe fits,a drunken slut.than she needs to wear it.
I'm so going to start a website and mention her name, and nothing else....see is she sues me for soem defamatory action. At least there won't be pictures of her ridiculous clothing choices on it. And unless she popped out a baby without anyone knowing it, I'm prettty sure the baby in the commercial looks nothing like her...and otherwise, who cares? You just got more hits on twitter, or whatever the obsessed are doing these days to stalk their favorite (no longer) celebs. Lindsay's got some serious growing up to do. I think the commercial is hilarious! She should be taking credit and making dough, not suing to try and get some.
This is the most pathetic thing I have heard in a long time. When I saw that commercial I never once connected it to Lohan... of course, now I will. If she wants single-name recognition she should try going with Lohan because I never think of her when someone says Lindsay. I don't even necessarily think of a girl! The name is so popular even some guys have it! Most of the Oprah's in the world got their names from THE Oprah and I hope there aren't any more Madonna's... one is enough. Lindsay Lohan could never be on the same level. Even if she became world famous for being the stupidest... oh wait, she already has... Yeah, still not on the same page with Oprah or Madonna.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA flbikerchick...that was funny as hell!!
I love how Ms Lohan thinks she is on the same scale as Madonna and Oprah...PLEASE!!! She needs to find another butch, dyke DJ to make her feel relevant again.
Lindsay Lohan finally found someone her own size to fight, babies.
I hope that advertising company fights this and makes her pay the court expenses for bringing such a frivolous suit.
Well Ms Lohan, you made yourself a public figure and you have zero to no chance of winning this lawsuit. Or maybe that's the point. You can fight this for years and keep your pathetic first name in the news.
Lohan has done way toooooooo many drugs. There is no way that baby looks like her.
The ad firm probably picked the name because it's probably one of the most popular baby names.
Lohan has spent all her money and is having a hard time getting work after James G. Robinson posted a letter about her bad work habits in the Hollywood Reporter.
This lawsuit is all about money. I hope it is dismissed.
Those E*Trade Baby commercials are just a panic. I love them.... the Milk-a-What? one, and the one when the baby calls his golf partner a Shank a pottimus!! Totally roll on the floor funny.
Lohan needs to crawl back unto the dung heep she resides in and get her life together. Believe me, girl, you are the LAST thing anyone is thinking of these days. Get a freaking job and shut up!!
After hearing this I was amazed. I think Lindsay Lohan really needs more help than anyone realizes. First Lindsay Lohan never came to mind when watching that commercial. But maybe that is the real point, she wanted it to be her for publicity and for those of us obviously clueless that Lindsay Lohan was so important that they would actually punk her on a commercial are now actually using her name! Lindsay the loser, now that is more like it.
As soon as Lohan's lawyers prove that their client is the only person in the world with the name Lindsay (in pronunciation, any type of spelling,) they may proceed with their lawsuit. They may also proceed if they can produce a known picture showing their client looking like the milk-a-holic baby at any time in her life.
If the judge has even a whiff of courage, he'll slap a fine on Lohan for frivolous misuse of the court right after he throws this suit out. She and her other space wasters might actually have to get a job.
I'm sorry, this is utter nonsense. Yes, if the baby had said, "And that milk a holic, Oprah, wasn't over? or Madonna, or Elvis...." then yes, I would say that perhaps she had a point, because those names are very pretty much exclusive to those people. However, I know a whole slew of people named Lyndsay, and would confidently say it could have just been a name they pulled out of a hat. Sounds to me like a incredibly lame publicity stunt, or that someone seriously needs a reality check. She doesn't own any rights to the name Lyndsay.
Since when is Lindsay the equivalent of Oprah and Madonna? I've seen this commercial several times and not once did I even think of Lindsay Lohan. I hope a judge is smart enough to see that this is a ploy for attention, or a girl who is way too full of herself.
Lindsay Buckingham, who is a very fine MAN, played on one of the best selling albums of ALL TIME, Fleetwood Mac's "Rumours". Let's give him his due, too!
<rolling eyes> The baby doesn't even look like Lindsay. Being a fellow redhead, I would expect the baby to have red hair if that was the case! I never thought of Lohan when I saw the commerical. They should just laugh her out of the courtroom.
I agree with all the above. What a way for a 23-year-old has-been to earn a living! If she'd clothe herself and get back to serious acting, then maybe she would have a claim in 20 years. Look in the mirror and see the reality!
Tort reform please. Another junk lawsuit and junk lawyer working on commission. It's clearly not modeled after Lohan, the "Lindsey" baby doesn't make an a** our of herself in public.
E-trade should immediately sue her back...and Linsay stop kidding yourself you are not even on the same planet with O, Elvis and Madona...get a job because you can't act.
Every other Lindsey out there needs to file suit against Loahn. The fact that she is out boozing it up and making a public spectacle (aka fool) of herself every weekend is improperly invoking the "likeness, name, characterization, and personality" without permission of all the normal non-drunk and non-whoreish Lindsey's.
So sad, I guess she would do anything to try to keep her name in the pubic eye... oops that's a different Lohan story. I expect it'll take about 30 minutes for this to get laughed out of court, she'd had better luck if the commercial had been about spoiled milk.
Time to move back to your age group. You'll find ladies with minds and a life's worth of experience that will keep you interested long after the thirteen minutes of carnal pleasure has past. I wouldn' trade down to a youngling for all of Linsey's depleteted spoiled brat cash.
It's not always about you, Ms. Lohan. Get a life...get out there and make a real living, girl! Quit looking in the mirror and adoring yourself. You are far from special. I think the commercial is really cute. In fact, all of the baby E-Trade ads are adorable. Believe me, I never once thought about Lindsay Lohan when I saw the milk-a-what one. I did LOL! I suppose Ms. Lohan thinks that stands for "lots of Lohan"!
Isn't this incredible! I never connected the "Lindsay Baby" with Lindsay Lohan, and even after hearing this complaint, I still don't.
What is Lindsay doing and who is advising her?
Agreed. And she certainly is full of herself to think that she has the same single name protections as Oprah and Madonna. It quite obvious that her drug and alcohol abuse has lead to the destruction of the part of the brain that keeps her from being delusional.
the Lindsay "baby" is definitely much more talented than Ms. Lohan ever was or ever will be...send her back to her trailer park...
Seriously it just looks like shes trying to get money where she can because her "career" has disappeared. This is funny though, it reminds me of a lady for trying to sue captain crunch for false advertisement of Crunch Berries, saying she thought crunch berries were real. Obviously she lost like i have a feeling Lindsay will too.
I guess since she "owns" the name now my niece will have to change her name! Or maybe my niece should sue ETrade because they actually meant her!!!! OMG!!
I cannot believe Lindsay Lohan thinks sooooo much of herself that she is thinks one name just leads us all to think of her!!!
This is the most ridiculous thing I've heard!
Wow, talk about narcissism! Ms. Lohan, there's no way that baby was modelled after you. She's sober, coherent, knows her lines, doesn't miss her cue and outweighs you by at least 20 lbs.
Lindsay-who?
Lindsay Lohan, a true SKANKapotomous!
My guess her lawyer decided to file the complaint. The girls career is washed up, and the lawyer smells a rotting corpse and is going for the cash before the enevitable. She made herself "Lindsay" by crude behavior. That's how the name is recognized.
How ridiculous this is. I love the e-trade commercials, always make me laugh and I can say I never thought this one portrayed Lindsay Lohan. Get a life girl. You are grasping at straws for profit here.
I can't believe any attorney would take a case like this in the first place, let alone a court taking this case. Is this womans ego so overblown that she thinks this baby looks like her or acts like her. I hope the case goes swiftly through the court system.....what a waste of time.
When I saw this ad, and the corner view of baby saying, "milkawhat?" I thought it was just the greatest, funny, without a doubt, pure girlie thought. I just hope that the ad isn't pulled. And talk about someone who thinks the ad is actually a real person? I never would have thought it was a "movie star", as a child. I just love the ad, and it makes me laugh. I hope the ad never gets pulled. And judging from the comments, I don't think it will be pulled. mj
Wonder if she craps her pants like a baby?
I guess this is the only way that Lindsey Lohan's people can keep her in the spotlight - maybe they figure negative publicity is better than none at all!!
Obviously, someone in her 'camp' needs to get a brain, a life, and some sense. (I'm not holding my breath for ANY of those to occur!!)
Lindsay dear...you had your "five minutes" and then some already. You had your chance at fame and fortune and you screwed up by being the person that...well, the person you are. The advertisement is not a likeness of you and it's obvious you're just begging people for money at this point. In short, we'd all like you to just go away now.
thank you for playing and have a splendid day
Maybe, just maybe, Lohan should get off the drugs and make an income.. if she can anymore rather than abusing the system for her personal income. It's not all about you "Lindsey Lohan" there are other people that share your first name.
Hah! maybe someone that had your name 20 years before you should sue you for whatever you're worth and claim you have stolen their identity.. you're a joke.
Talk about a load of horsesh*t!!! I guess she is running out of money, and this is the quickest way. Her lawyer should have to pay Etrade for such a frivilous horsesh*t lawsuit.
What a paranoid baby,.., oh, I ment Lindsay Lohan,.., oh,never mind.
Dear Lindsay,
Drugs are bad! Delusional narcissism is also bad!
I like those baby commercials, but haven't seen the one mentioned in the article.
My least favorite: The baby throwing up. That is just disgusting. They edited it some time later, but the original commercial appears every now and then.
My favorite: The one with the singing baby. Just the voice going high pitched makes me laugh.
Thats it people, we have lost.... Our system is truly flawed.
Typical greenmail lawyer scam. File suit for big $$ ($50 million or so). Settle out of court for a few mill. Make the e-Trade management believe it's cheaper to settle than to fight. I, for one, hope they fight. Settling out of court just makes it harder for the next target of one of these lawsuits to fight it.
All said what I was thinking. However, now I think ETRADE should sue Ms. Lohan for making the commercial less valuable. Now that I think she thinks it is a mock on her, I find the commercial worth-less now.
Who said we do not need tort reform,a loser pays system would stop all this BS. Too bad she feels it was modeled after her if the shoe fits,a drunken slut.than she needs to wear it.
I would love it if E-Trade intentionally created a baby character modeling Ms. Lohan, just to spite her! The possibilities are nearly endless..
Be careful guys... Just the very use of the name "Lindsay Lohan" may provoke her to file a lawsuit against you!
Seriously though, I hope the judge laughs in her face over this nonsense.
Appearing soon in the Escort section of the Las Vegas phone book. (hey everybody, I got a "headlining" gig in lost wages!)
I'm so going to start a website and mention her name, and nothing else....see is she sues me for soem defamatory action. At least there won't be pictures of her ridiculous clothing choices on it. And unless she popped out a baby without anyone knowing it, I'm prettty sure the baby in the commercial looks nothing like her...and otherwise, who cares? You just got more hits on twitter, or whatever the obsessed are doing these days to stalk their favorite (no longer) celebs. Lindsay's got some serious growing up to do. I think the commercial is hilarious! She should be taking credit and making dough, not suing to try and get some.
Oh goody! Now my daughter Lindsay can get some money. Finally her milkaholism will pay off!
Unreal. Couldn't care less about Lohan, what an out-of-control ego.
But I guess she can add another "occupation" to her resume now: delusional opportunist.
I certainly hope that the lawyer is brought up on charges and Ms. Lohan gets the psychiatric help she so desperately needs.
This is the most pathetic thing I have heard in a long time. When I saw that commercial I never once connected it to Lohan... of course, now I will. If she wants single-name recognition she should try going with Lohan because I never think of her when someone says Lindsay. I don't even necessarily think of a girl! The name is so popular even some guys have it! Most of the Oprah's in the world got their names from THE Oprah and I hope there aren't any more Madonna's... one is enough. Lindsay Lohan could never be on the same level. Even if she became world famous for being the stupidest... oh wait, she already has... Yeah, still not on the same page with Oprah or Madonna.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA flbikerchick...that was funny as hell!!
I love how Ms Lohan thinks she is on the same scale as Madonna and Oprah...PLEASE!!! She needs to find another butch, dyke DJ to make her feel relevant again.
...nuf said.
Lindsay Lohan finally found someone her own size to fight, babies.
I hope that advertising company fights this and makes her pay the court expenses for bringing such a frivolous suit.
Well Ms Lohan, you made yourself a public figure and you have zero to no chance of winning this lawsuit. Or maybe that's the point. You can fight this for years and keep your pathetic first name in the news.
Clasping at straws now.
Ah yes, still wants to be the center of the Universe. It is all about you. The real alcoholic personality still shines bright.
Lohan has done way toooooooo many drugs. There is no way that baby looks like her.
The ad firm probably picked the name because it's probably one of the most popular baby names.
Lohan has spent all her money and is having a hard time getting work after James G. Robinson posted a letter about her bad work habits in the Hollywood Reporter.
This lawsuit is all about money. I hope it is dismissed.
Those E*Trade Baby commercials are just a panic. I love them.... the Milk-a-What? one, and the one when the baby calls his golf partner a Shank a pottimus!! Totally roll on the floor funny.
Lohan needs to crawl back unto the dung heep she resides in and get her life together. Believe me, girl, you are the LAST thing anyone is thinking of these days. Get a freaking job and shut up!!
Does anybody remember what she played in?
After hearing this I was amazed. I think Lindsay Lohan really needs more help than anyone realizes. First Lindsay Lohan never came to mind when watching that commercial. But maybe that is the real point, she wanted it to be her for publicity and for those of us obviously clueless that Lindsay Lohan was so important that they would actually punk her on a commercial are now actually using her name! Lindsay the loser, now that is more like it.
Well, you knew it was coming to this, right?
As soon as Lohan's lawyers prove that their client is the only person in the world with the name Lindsay (in pronunciation, any type of spelling,) they may proceed with their lawsuit. They may also proceed if they can produce a known picture showing their client looking like the milk-a-holic baby at any time in her life.
Until then, Lohan and her lawyers can just STFU.
talk about frivolous law suits!
If the baby was supposed to be her, wouldn't they have made it a cokewhore?
nutgrape~ LOL!
The baby isn't even a redhead! Aren't all babies milkaholics at 2 yrs. old?
If the judge has even a whiff of courage, he'll slap a fine on Lohan for frivolous misuse of the court right after he throws this suit out. She and her other space wasters might actually have to get a job.
Get over yourself ! Good grief go to work or something. This is ridiculous.
oh man, rule 11 sanctions for those attorneys coming up. say hello to suspended license.
I'm sorry, this is utter nonsense. Yes, if the baby had said, "And that milk a holic, Oprah, wasn't over? or Madonna, or Elvis...." then yes, I would say that perhaps she had a point, because those names are very pretty much exclusive to those people. However, I know a whole slew of people named Lyndsay, and would confidently say it could have just been a name they pulled out of a hat. Sounds to me like a incredibly lame publicity stunt, or that someone seriously needs a reality check. She doesn't own any rights to the name Lyndsay.
I agree, hell, I guess if she wins then Lindsey Wagner and the other 200,000 people named Lindsey have a case! Woot! Stick it to the man, Lindsey!
Um, sorry, babe. Hate to tell you, but when I hear the name "Lindsay" I think of Wagner.
(Yes, I'm dating myself as a child of the 70s!)
I see a class action lawsuit coming, and a law firm of greedy lawyers trying to make $1B while all the Lindseys get $100 each.
100$ each? more like a 5$ coupon to her next movie
Sorry, Ms. Lohan, the world doesn't revolve around you. And no, when I hear the name "Lindsay" your face doesn't come to mind.
BTW: Great commercial E-trade. Hope you don't settle.
Since when is Lindsay the equivalent of Oprah and Madonna? I've seen this commercial several times and not once did I even think of Lindsay Lohan. I hope a judge is smart enough to see that this is a ploy for attention, or a girl who is way too full of herself.
Me either! She's NEVER come to my mind when I've seen the commercial!
How do we know the ad wasn't referring to Lindsey Vonn, or Lindsay Davenport, or Lindsey Bluth Funke? =)
Lohan, get a grip on yourself.
Lindsay Buckingham, who is a very fine MAN, played on one of the best selling albums of ALL TIME, Fleetwood Mac's "Rumours". Let's give him his due, too!
<rolling eyes> The baby doesn't even look like Lindsay. Being a fellow redhead, I would expect the baby to have red hair if that was the case! I never thought of Lohan when I saw the commerical. They should just laugh her out of the courtroom.
Hmmm...Oprah, Madonna... Lindsay? Not really the same league there I don't think...
lindsey who?
That is the CUTEST commercial and frankly Ms. Lohan - YOU were FARTHEST from my mind when I saw it ...
Cute kid though - the BABY I mean - not YOU!
Get a GRIP and start earning YOUR OWN money again instead of making up these FRIVOLOUS suits.
That is EXACTLY what I was thinking.
I agree with all the above. What a way for a 23-year-old has-been to earn a living! If she'd clothe herself and get back to serious acting, then maybe she would have a claim in 20 years. Look in the mirror and see the reality!
She sues because it's probably the only way she can "make" real money anymore...
She could still turn tricks for the rich and famous....Or maybe do a commercial for "Clitty Litter"...What a ho!!!!.
Getting a REAL job would cure the entitlementality. 9-5 weekends off. No vac tim for the first 3 months, and if you screw up. you get no pay.
course they could change the baby's name to GaGa.
Lindsay you are one very troubled - - - - - (rhymes with rich)! Get a life and a real job!
This story wouldn't be out of place in The Onion. But it's real. wow...just wow.
Tort reform please. Another junk lawsuit and junk lawyer working on commission. It's clearly not modeled after Lohan, the "Lindsey" baby doesn't make an a** our of herself in public.
...but, if the shoe fits...LOL
HA HA HA HA HA (gaaaaaaaaaaaaaasp!), HA HA HA HA HA! repeat.
Oblivion ~ your laughing made me laugh. Thanks, needed that :)
She is dysfunctional, and need help, but that is part of her stick to get notice all the time.
What an incredible douche bag.
LOL spot on MicSavvy. The best chuckle I've had all day.
Hey, no need to insult douchebags. =)
E-trade should immediately sue her back...and Linsay stop kidding yourself you are not even on the same planet with O, Elvis and Madona...get a job because you can't act.
You got that right. She is done after this. Nobody will hire her.
Get a life you twit. How many Americans are given the name Lindsey? Millions? Only one is a pompous spoiled brat.
Every other Lindsey out there needs to file suit against Loahn. The fact that she is out boozing it up and making a public spectacle (aka fool) of herself every weekend is improperly invoking the "likeness, name, characterization, and personality" without permission of all the normal non-drunk and non-whoreish Lindsey's.
lol! Exactly Goph8r!
Lohan is giving all Lindsey's a bad name.
So sad, I guess she would do anything to try to keep her name in the pubic eye... oops that's a different Lohan story. I expect it'll take about 30 minutes for this to get laughed out of court, she'd had better luck if the commercial had been about spoiled milk.
Honestly, I did think of Lindsay Lohan when I first saw this commercial.
Was it before or after you snorted that line?
When he briefly paused in the middle
Randy and Handgunner~ Screaming with laughter...thanks...it's been a hard day. I needed this.
Olddad
Time to move back to your age group. You'll find ladies with minds and a life's worth of experience that will keep you interested long after the thirteen minutes of carnal pleasure has past. I wouldn' trade down to a youngling for all of Linsey's depleteted spoiled brat cash.